I do not want any of my friends or family to die for a long time.  Now that may seem like an emotional request but it is actually financial.

I only have one black suit and I only wear it to funerals (and daughters that get married but I do not have to worry about that any more)

Today I picked up my only black suit from the dry cleaners (we do not dry clean very often)  IT COST TWENTY BUCKS!!!!!!!!

If you do pass away have an Hawaiian funeral where we wear flowered shirts, drink Mai Tais, eat BBQd pork and throw Leis into the sea.  On the other hand that would cost to get to Hawaii,  so never mind just no one die for awhile.